Fun Quotes
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.Unknown
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.Jerry Seinfeld
People talk fundamentals and superlatives and then make some changes of detail.Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Reverence for life affords me my fundamental principle of morality.Albert Schweitze
There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy.Albert Camus
He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.Ogden Nash
It strkes me as singularly inappropriate for a school to use its students for fund - Raising. It reminded me of the first time I saw a gypsy mother send her baby out to beg.William Hamilton
The saying Getting there is half the fun became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.Henry J. Tillman
The fundamental error of their matrimonial union that of having based a permanent contract on a temporary feeling.Thomas Hardy
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.George Bernard Shaw
Man is more himself, man is more manlike, when joy is the fundamental thing in him, and grief the superficial.Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield
Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun.Mary Lou Cook
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.Mary Wilson Little
Fundamentalists are to Christianity what paint - By - Numbers is to art.Robin Tyle
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.Katharine Hepburn
Deliberation is the function of many, action is the function of one.Charles De Gaulle
Cowardice, as distinguished from panic, is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend the functioning of the imagination. Learning to suspend your imagination and live completely in the very second of the present with no before and no after is the greatest gift a soldier can acquire.Ernest Hemingway
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.Guy Davenport
People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.Dale Carnegie, How To Win Friends and Influence People
Use harms and even destroys beauty. The noblest function of an object is to be contemplated.Miguel de Unamuno
The Interstate Commerce commission, as its functions have now been limited by the courts is, or can be made, of great use to the railroads. It satisfies the public clamor for a government supervision of railroads, at the same time that that supervision is almost entirely nominal.Richard Olney, a lawyer for the Boston & Maine and Attorney General under Grover Cleveland, advising a railroad president
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.George Bernard Shaw
Play is an essential function of the passage from immaturity to emotional maturity. Any individual without the opportunities for adequate play in early life will go on seeking them in the stuff of adult life.Margaret Lowenfeld
Flying may not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth the price.Amelia Earhart
If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.Herodotus, The Histories of Herodotus
A three - Year - Old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty - Six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.Bill Vaughan
Now, in reality, the world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and have imagined them to be men of much greater profundity then they really are.Henry Fielding
Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.Voltaire
Out of damp and gloomy days, out of solitude, out of loveless words directed at us, conclusions grow up in us like fungus one morning they are there, we know not how, and they gaze upon us, morose and gray. Woe to the thinker who is not the gardener but only the soil of the plants that grow in him.Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.Andrew A. Rooney
Fun is fundamental. There is no way around it. You absolutely must have fun. Without fun, there is no enthusiasm. Without enthusiasm, there is no energy. Without energy, there are only shades of gray.Doug Hall
Minds are like parachutes... they only function when they are open.Thomas Dewa
Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.Erica Jong, Fear of Flying, 1973
Between two products equal in price, function and quality, the better looking will out sell the other.Raymond Loewy
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.Michael Pritchard
One must not be mean with the affections what is spent of the fund is renewed in the spending itself.Sigmund Freud
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Warning to Jokers: lay off the prince".
