Birthday Quotes

Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass thats somehow connected to birth.

Hugh Elliott

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

Ogden Nash

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

John Glenn

On Fathers Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.

Ralph Kine

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

John Herschel Glenn, Jr.