Fun Quotes

Henry j. tillman - the saying getting there is half the fun became...
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - - That is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.
James Thurbe
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
Mark Twain
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
Guy
If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.
Thomas Carlyle
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Doug Larson
Andrew soloman, the noonday demon: an atlas of depression - i believe that its most important function is in...
If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism; if our government is to function it must have dissent.
Henry Commage
Robin tyle - fundamentalists are to christianity what paint -...
One must not be mean with the affections what is spent of the fund is renewed in the spending itself.
Sigmund Freud
If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism if our government is to function it must have dissent.
Henry Commage
I am eternally grateful.. for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.
Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake, 1997
Every game ever invented by mankind, is a way of making things hard for the fun of it.
John Anthony Ciardi
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Unknown
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
Annie Gottlie
The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there.
Yasutani Roshi
The function of a briefing paper is to prevent the ambassador from saying something dreadfully indiscreet. I sometimes think its true object is to prevent the ambassador from saying anything at all.
Kingman Brewster, Jr.
Thoughts are funny little things, They can make paupers or make kings.
Sidney Madwed
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co - Dependent.
Berton Averre
A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun - And neither can stop the march of events.
Robert A. Heinlein
Compassion and love are not mere luxuries. As the source of both inner and external peace, they are fundamental to the continued survival of our species.
Dalai Lama, The Times (1999)
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.
Jerry Seinfeld
The average person living to age 70 has 613, 000 hours of life. This is too long a period not to have fun.
Author Unknown
Before all else, each of us must take a fundamental risk - - To be true to ourselves.
Jim We
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character of our thought.
Lin Yutang
A three - Year - Old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty - Six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
Bill Vaughan
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes".
A functioning police state needs no police.
William S. Burroughs
Fun is fundamental. There is no way around it. You absolutely must have fun. Without fun, there is no enthusiasm. Without enthusiasm, there is no energy. Without energy, there are only shades of gray.
Doug Hall
Funny - Peculiar or funny - Ha - Ha.
Ian Hay
Use harms and even destroys beauty. The noblest function of an object is to be contemplated.
Miguel de Unamuno
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Jerry Seinfeld
Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius.
An Wang
When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.
Joe Namath
The fundamental qualities for good execution of a plan is first; intelligence; then discernment and judgment, which enable one to recognize the best method as to attain it; the singleness of purpose; and, lastly, what is most essential of all, will - Stubborn will.
Ferdinand Foch
The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought.
Sir Thomas Beecham
Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
William Feathe
The function of science fiction is not always to predict the future but sometimes to prevent it.
Frank Herbert
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
The music business was not safe, but it was FUN. It was like falling in love with a woman you know is bad for you, but you love every minute with her, anyway.
Lionel Richie