Fun Quotes
The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.David Brinkley
The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.Norman Maile
If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism; if our government is to function it must have dissent.Henry Commage
I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I was at his house and that tied - Up man with the gag in his mouth came hopping out of the closet and started yelling that HE was really my grandfather and the other guy was an imposter and to run for help. Who was that guy Oh, well, never saw HIM again.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If Jesus Christ were to come today people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.Thomas Carlyle
The average person living to age 70 has 613, 000 hours of life. This is too long a period not to have fun.Author Unknown
The body is an instrument, the mind its function, the witness and reward of its operation.George Santayana
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - - That is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.James Thurbe
The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there.Yasutani Roshi
If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able to bring a certain lightheartedness to the subject, in a way that will tell the reader we are going to have fun with this thing.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Fundamentalists are to Christianity what paint - By - Numbers is to art.Robin Tyle
Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in which he has had some fun, some joy, some real satisfaction, that day is a loss.Dwight D Eisenhowe
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better.George Santayana
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.Andrew A. Rooney
Some people think only intellect counts: knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to identify an advantage and seize it. But the functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.Dean Koontz
Now, in reality, the world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and have imagined them to be men of much greater profundity then they really are.Henry Fielding
There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy.Albert Camus
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.Dr. Seuss
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.Mary Wilson Little
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.Katharine Hepburn
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Engineers are all basically high - Functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff.Cory Doctorow, Eastern Standard Tribe, 2004
Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western religion, rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western science.Gary Zukav, "The Dancing Wu Li Masters".
The especial genius of women I believe to be electrical in movement, intuitive in function, spiritual in tendency.Margaret Fulle
The human mind is our fundamental resource.John Fitzgerald Kennedy
The music business was not safe, but it was FUN. It was like falling in love with a woman you know is bad for you, but you love every minute with her, anyway.Lionel Richie
Setting an example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age Conditions are never just right. People who delay action until all factors are favorable do nothing.William Faulkne
Girls just want to have funds.Adrienne E. Gusoff
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.Oscar Ameringe
It is fun to be in the same decade with you.Franklin D. Roosevelt, in a letter to Winston Churchill
Funny how people despise platitudes, when they are usually the truest thing going. A thing has to be pretty true before it gets to be a platitude.Katharine Fullerton Gerould
The saying Getting there is half the fun became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.Henry J. Tillman
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.Jerry Seinfeld
Funny is an attitude.Flip Wilson
People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is the preening.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.John C. Dvorak
Play is an essential function of the passage from immaturity to emotional maturity. Any individual without the opportunities for adequate play in early life will go on seeking them in the stuff of adult life.Margaret Lowenfeld
