Fun Quotes

The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there.
Yasutani Roshi
Max eastman - the defining function of the artist is to cherish...
All schools, all colleges have two great functions to confer, and to conceal valuable knowledge. - Notebook, 1908.
Mark Twain
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
Mary Wilson Little
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Warning to Jokers: lay off the prince".
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better.
George Santayana
Annie gottlie - we challenge each other to be funnier and smarter....
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
Guy
Dr. seuss - from there to here, and here to there, funny...
Girls just want to have funds.
Adrienne E. Gusoff
Commencement speakers have a good deal in common with grandfather clocks Standing usually some six feet tall, typically ponderous in construction, more traditional than functional, their distinction is largely their noisy communication of essentially commonplace information.
W, Willard Wirtz
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
Katharine Hepburn
Funny - Peculiar or funny - Ha - Ha.
Ian Hay
The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought.
Sir Thomas Beecham
The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious - The fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science.
Albert Einstein
To live is to function. That is all there is in living.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Appraise war in terms of the fundamental factors. The first of these factors is moral influence.
Sun - Tzu
I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved it.
Mark Twain
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
Dennis Mille
There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function.
Georges Clemenceau
If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism; if our government is to function it must have dissent.
Henry Commage
The saying Getting there is half the fun became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.
Henry J. Tillman
The evolution of consciousness culminates in an all - Inclusive consciousness that functions in the context of the infinite and the eternal.
Phiroz Mehta
The saying Getting there is half the fun became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.
Henry J. Tillman
The music business was not safe, but it was FUN. It was like falling in love with a woman you know is bad for you, but you love every minute with her, anyway.
Lionel Richie
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself.
James Thurbe
Fundamentalists are to Christianity what paint - By - Numbers is to art.
Robin Tyle
It is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self - Consciousness; to make us more aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since mathematics, in its own way, also performs this function, it is not only aesthetically charming but profoundly significant. It is an art, and a great art.
John W. N. Sullivan
If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.
Thomas Carlyle
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Jerry Seinfeld
A three - Year - Old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty - Six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
Bill Vaughan
If kids come to us educatorsteachers from strong, healthy functioning families, it makes our job easier. If they do not come to us from strong, healthy, functioning families, it makes our job more important.
Barbara Colorose
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
F. J. Raymond
The man who does not work for the love of work but only for money is not likely to make money nor find much fun in life.
Charles Schwa
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
Mark Twain
Before all else, each of us must take a fundamental risk - - To be true to ourselves.
Jim We
Capitalism needs to function like a game of tug - Of - war. Two opposing sides need to continually struggle for dominance, but at no time can either side be permitted to walk away with the rope.
Pete Holiday
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Dave Barry
Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western religion, rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western science.
Gary Zukav, "The Dancing Wu Li Masters".
Play is an essential function of the passage from immaturity to emotional maturity. Any individual without the opportunities for adequate play in early life will go on seeking them in the stuff of adult life.
Margaret Lowenfeld