Fun Quotes
I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I was at his house and that tied - Up man with the gag in his mouth came hopping out of the closet and started yelling that HE was really my grandfather and the other guy was an imposter and to run for help. Who was that guy Oh, well, never saw HIM again.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
We live in a time of such rapid change and growth of knowledge that only he who is in a fundamental sense a scholar - That is, a person who continues to learn and inquire - Can hope to keep pace, let alone play the role of guide.Nathan M. Pusey
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.George Bernard Shaw
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.Mark Twain
Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius.An Wang
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.Guy
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.Jerry Seinfeld
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.George Bernard Shaw
People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is the preening.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
One must not be mean with the affections what is spent of the fund is renewed in the spending itself.Sigmund Freud
Funny is an attitude.Flip Wilson
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.Annie Gottlie
To love is not a passive thing. To love is active voice. When I love I do something, I function, I give. I do not love in order that I may be loved back again, but for the creative joy of loving. And every time I do so love I am freed, at least a little, by the outgoing of love, from enslavement to that most intolerable of master, myself.Bernard Iddings Bell
He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.Ogden Nash
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.Michael Pritchard
The test of a first - Rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function. One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise.F Scott
If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able to bring a certain lightheartedness to the subject, in a way that will tell the reader we are going to have fun with this thing.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Funny - Peculiar or funny - Ha - Ha.Ian Hay
I start with the premise that the function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers.Ralph Nade
Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.George Bernard Shaw
It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh Because it is a gravely religious matter it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd for only man can be dignified.Gilbert Keith Chesterton
A three - Year - Old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty - Six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.Bill Vaughan
Between the amateur and the professional... there is a difference not only in degree but in kind. The skillful man is, within the function of his skill, a different psychological organization... A tennis player or a watchmaker or an airplane pilot is an automatism but he is also criticism and wisdom.Bernard De Voto
Fun is fundamental. There is no way around it. You absolutely must have fun. Without fun, there is no enthusiasm. Without enthusiasm, there is no energy. Without energy, there are only shades of gray.Doug Hall
Capitalism needs to function like a game of tug - Of - war. Two opposing sides need to continually struggle for dominance, but at no time can either side be permitted to walk away with the rope.Pete Holiday
The man who does not work for the love of work but only for money is not likely to make money nor find much fun in life.Charles Schwa
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.Mary Wilson Little
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes".
Never put off till tomorrow the fun you can have today.Aldous Huxley
The function of government ought to be: make sure you have good water to drink, somebody picking up the garbage, good roads to drive on, enough electricity to turn your light bulbs and your record player on, and whatever smaller amounts of regulatory assistance is necessary to make this society work.Frank Zappa, Interview with this submitter, New York City, 5/08/1980
A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun - And neither can stop the march of events.Robert A. Heinlein
In short, the building becomes a theatrical demonstration of its functional ideal. In this romanticism, High - Tech architecture is, of course, no different in spirit - If totally different in form - From all the romantic architecture of the past.Dan Cruickshank
I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things - Disease and death... I was brought up by people who tended to giggle at funerals.Emma Thompson, Vanity Fai
The artist has one function - - To affirm and glorify life.W. Edward Brown
The especial genius of women I believe to be electrical in movement, intuitive in function, spiritual in tendency.Margaret Fulle
There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function.Georges Clemenceau
The test of a first - Rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.F. Scott Fitzgerald
