Fun Quotes
The test of a first - Fate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise.F. Scott Fitzgerald
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.Michael Pritchard
To live is to function. That is all there is in living.Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
The Interstate Commerce commission, as its functions have now been limited by the courts is, or can be made, of great use to the railroads. It satisfies the public clamor for a government supervision of railroads, at the same time that that supervision is almost entirely nominal.Richard Olney, a lawyer for the Boston & Maine and Attorney General under Grover Cleveland, advising a railroad president
The average person living to age 70 has 613, 000 hours of life. This is too long a period not to have fun.Author Unknown
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.Dennis Mille
It is fun to be in the same decade with you.Franklin D. Roosevelt, in a letter to Winston Churchill
A functioning police state needs no police.William S. Burroughs
Commencement speakers have a good deal in common with grandfather clocks Standing usually some six feet tall, typically ponderous in construction, more traditional than functional, their distinction is largely their noisy communication of essentially commonplace information.W, Willard Wirtz
Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun.Mary Lou Cook
The fundamental evil of the world arose from the fact that the good Lord has not created money enough.Heinrich Heine
The proper function of man is to live - Not to exist.Jack London
Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.William Feathe
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.Doug Larson
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.Jean Baudrillard
The function of a briefing paper is to prevent the ambassador from saying something dreadfully indiscreet. I sometimes think its true object is to prevent the ambassador from saying anything at all.Kingman Brewster, Jr.
The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.David Brinkley
It is the simple things in life that make living worthwhile - Sweet fundamental things such as love.Laura Ingalls Wilde
When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.Joe Namath
There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function.Georges Clemenceau
Living up to basic ethical standards in the classroom - Discipline, tolerance, honesty - Is one of the most important ways children learn how to function in society at large.Eloise Salholz
The especial genius of women I believe to be electrical in movement, intuitive in function, spiritual in tendency.Margaret Fulle
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - - That is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.James Thurbe
The family seems to have two predominant functions to provide warmth and love in time of need and to drive each other insane.Donald G. Smith
If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun.Katherine Hepburn
The test of a first - Rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.F. Scott Fitzgerald
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.John Kenneth Galbraith
Without self knowledge, without understanding the working and functions of his machine, man cannot be free, he cannot govern himself and he will always remain a slave.George Gurdjieff
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.David Ogilvie
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.Mark Twain
Fun has a sacred dimension.Adriana Diaz
Maybe most people were fundamentally contradictory. The real people at any rate.Tom Robbins
To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it the more fit for its prime function of looking forward.Margaret Fairless Barbe
The vice - President of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.Fred Allen
People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is the preening.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm fungi, raise aphids as livestock, launch armies into war, use chemical sprays to alarm and confuse enemies, capture slaves, engage in child labor, exchange information ceaselessly. They do everything but watch television.Lewis Thomas
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.George Bernard Shaw
