Fun Quotes

The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.
Jerry Seinfeld
Jack handey deep thoughts - i guess one of the funniest memories of my...
If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism if our government is to function it must have dissent.
Henry Commage
One must not be mean with the affections what is spent of the fund is renewed in the spending itself.
Sigmund Freud
Living up to basic ethical standards in the classroom - Discipline, tolerance, honesty - Is one of the most important ways children learn how to function in society at large.
Eloise Salholz
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - - That is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.
James Thurbe
Aldous huxley - never put off till tomorrow the fun you can have...
Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.
Voltaire
Will rogers, illiterate digest (1924),
There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function.
Georges Clemenceau
If kids come to us educatorsteachers from strong, healthy functioning families, it makes our job easier. If they do not come to us from strong, healthy, functioning families, it makes our job more important.
Barbara Colorose
Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun.
Mary Lou Cook
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
George Bernard Shaw
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
John Kenneth Galbraith
People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.
Dale Carnegie, How To Win Friends and Influence People
Fun has a sacred dimension.
Adriana Diaz
The fundamental qualities for good execution of a plan is first; intelligence; then discernment and judgment, which enable one to recognize the best method as to attain it; the singleness of purpose; and, lastly, what is most essential of all, will - Stubborn will.
Ferdinand Foch
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Unknown
To love what you do and feel that it matters - How could anything be more fun?
Katharine Graham
The fundamental evil of the world arose from the fact that the good Lord has not created money enough.
Heinrich Heine
The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought.
Sir Thomas Beecham
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument its function is to make the worse appear the better.
George Santayana
From seeds of his body blossomed the flower that liberated a people and touched the soul of a nation. Funeral oration for Martin Luther King, Sr.
Jesse Louis Jackson
The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there.
Yasutani Roshi
The test of a first - Fate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Funny is an attitude.
Flip Wilson
Funny how people despise platitudes, when they are usually the truest thing going. A thing has to be pretty true before it gets to be a platitude.
Katharine Fullerton Gerould
Only reason can convince us of those three fundamental truths without a recognition of which there can be no effective liberty that what we believe is not necessarily true that what we like is not necessarily good and that all questions are open.
Clive
The most important function of education at any level is to develop the personality of the individual and the significance of his life to himself and to others. This is the basic architecture of a life the rest is ornamentation and decoration of the structure.
Grayson Kirk
The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious - The fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science.
Albert Einstein
Man is more himself, man is more manlike, when joy is the fundamental thing in him, and grief the superficial.
Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield
The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society is to make money.
A. J. Liebling
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
Lester R Bittel
Some people think only intellect counts knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to identify an advantage and seize it. But the functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.
Dean Koontz
Funny how the new things are the old things.
Rudyard Kipling, With the Night Mail (1909)
Reverence for life affords me my fundamental principle of morality.
Albert Schweitze
Are we having fun yet.
Carol Burnett
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvie
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
Congress is functioning the way the Founding Fathers intended - Not very well. They understood that if you move too quickly, our democracy will be less responsible to the majority.
Barber B. Conable, J