Fun Quotes

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
George Bernard Shaw
People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is the preening.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Doug hall - fun is fundamental. there is no way around it....
It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
Franklin D. Roosevelt, in a letter to Winston Churchill
Minds are like parachutes - They only function when open.
Unknown
The average person living to age 70 has 613, 000 hours of life. This is too long a period not to have fun.
Author Unknown
The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.
Norman Maile
The family seems to have two predominant functions to provide warmth and love in time of need and to drive each other insane.
Donald G. Smith
David brinkley - the one function tv news performs very well is...
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes".
Dalai lama, the times (1999) - compassion and love are not mere luxuries. as the...
When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.
Joe Namath
The human mind is our fundamental resource.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
George Bernard Shaw
Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius.
An Wang
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co - Dependent.
Berton Averre
Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.
Voltaire
You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age of 18 or less. Act just old enough to make your travel connections and stay out of trouble.
Joe Schwartz
Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun.
Mary Lou Cook
Some people think only intellect counts knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to identify an advantage and seize it. But the functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.
Dean Koontz
Between two products equal in price, function and quality, the better looking will out sell the other.
Raymond Loewy
I am eternally grateful.. for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.
Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake, 1997
Now, in reality, the world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and have imagined them to be men of much greater profundity then they really are.
Henry Fielding
If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.
Herodotus, The Histories of Herodotus
To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it the more fit for its prime function of looking forward.
Margaret Fairless Barbe
Thoughts are funny little things, They can make paupers or make kings.
Sidney Madwed
The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here you are.
Jon Kabit - Zinn
If you follow all the rules, you miss all the fun.
Katherine Hepburn