Fun Quotes
Flying may not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth the price.Amelia Earhart
Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.William Feathe
The average person living to age 70 has 613, 000 hours of life. This is too long a period not to have fun.Author Unknown
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.Guy Davenport
If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun.Katherine Hepburn
Let us more and more insist on raising funds of love, of kindness, of understanding, of peace. Money will come if we seek first the Kingdom of God - The rest will be given.Mother Theresa
Congress is functioning the way the Founding Fathers intended - Not very well. They understood that if you move too quickly, our democracy will be less responsible to the majority.Barber B. Conable, J
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.Doug Larson
Cowardice, as distinguished from panic, is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend the functioning of the imagination. Learning to suspend your imagination and live completely in the very second of the present with no before and no after is the greatest gift a soldier can acquire.Ernest Hemingway
In the mirrorlike relationship between wine and human beings, Zinfandel owned more reflective properties than any other grape; in its infinite mutability, it was capable of expressing almost any philosophical position or psychological function. As a result, its own true nature might never be known.David Darlington, from his novel Angels Visits: An Inquiry into the Mystery of Zinfandel
The best weapons against the infamies of life are courage, wilfulness and patience. Courage strenthens, wilfulness is fun and patience provides tranquility.Hermann Hesse
If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able to bring a certain lightheartedness to the subject, in a way that will tell the reader we are going to have fun with this thing.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I believe that its most important function is in the formation of attachment. If we did not suffer enough loss to fear it, we could not love intensely.Andrew Soloman, The Noonday Demon: An Atlas of Depression
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.Annie Gottlie
The music business was not safe, but it was FUN. It was like falling in love with a woman you know is bad for you, but you love every minute with her, anyway.Lionel Richie
The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought.Sir Thomas Beecham
Only reason can convince us of those three fundamental truths without a recognition of which there can be no effective liberty that what we believe is not necessarily true that what we like is not necessarily good and that all questions are open.Clive
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself.James Thurbe
People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is the preening.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.Jean Baudrillard
The vice - President of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.Fred Allen
To love is not a passive thing. To love is active voice. When I love I do something, I function, I give. I do not love in order that I may be loved back again, but for the creative joy of loving. And every time I do so love I am freed, at least a little, by the outgoing of love, from enslavement to that most intolerable of master, myself.Bernard Iddings Bell
He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.Ogden Nash
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.Mary Wilson Little
Funny how the new things are the old things.Rudyard Kipling, With the Night Mail (1909)
Thoughts are funny little things, They can make paupers or make kings.Sidney Madwed
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.David Ogilvie
I am eternally grateful.. for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake, 1997
It is fun to be in the same decade with you.Franklin D. Roosevelt, in a letter to Winston Churchill
Capitalism needs to function like a game of tug - Of - war. Two opposing sides need to continually struggle for dominance, but at no time can either side be permitted to walk away with the rope.Pete Holiday
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.Dave Barry
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.Michael Pritchard
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co - Dependent.Berton Averre
If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.Thomas Carlyle
Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.Voltaire
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.Dr. Seuss
Learn the fundamentals of the game and stick to them. Band - Aid remedies never last.Jack Nicklaus
