Fun Quotes

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. The human mind is our fundamental resource.
John F. Kennedy
James thurbe - the wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist...
A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun - And neither can stop the march of events.
Robert A. Heinlein
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able to bring a certain lightheartedness to the subject, in a way that will tell the reader we are going to have fun with this thing.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
John anthony ciardi - every game ever invented by mankind, is a way of...
W, willard wirtz - commencement speakers have a good deal in common...
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Jerry Seinfeld
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Doug Larson
Are we having fun yet.
Carol Burnett
Minds are like parachutes... they only function when they are open.
Thomas Dewa
The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
David Brinkley
If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism; if our government is to function it must have dissent.
Henry Commage
I start with the premise that the function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers.
Ralph Nade
Maybe most people were fundamentally contradictory. The real people at any rate.
Tom Robbins
If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun.
Katherine Hepburn
The saying Getting there is half the fun became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.
Henry J. Tillman
The especial genius of women I believe to be electrical in movement, intuitive in function, spiritual in tendency.
Margaret Fulle
Deliberation is the function of many, action is the function of one.
Charles De Gaulle
All schools, all colleges have two great functions to confer, and to conceal valuable knowledge. - Notebook, 1908.
Mark Twain
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
George Bernard Shaw
I am eternally grateful.. for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.
Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake, 1997
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
Guy
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
John C. Dvorak
In the mirrorlike relationship between wine and human beings, Zinfandel owned more reflective properties than any other grape; in its infinite mutability, it was capable of expressing almost any philosophical position or psychological function. As a result, its own true nature might never be known.
David Darlington, from his novel Angels Visits: An Inquiry into the Mystery of Zinfandel
The defining function of the artist is to cherish consciousness.
Max Eastman
A three - Year - Old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty - Six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
Bill Vaughan
If Jesus Christ were to come today people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.
Thomas Carlyle
Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun.
Mary Lou Cook
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Dave Barry
It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
Franklin D. Roosevelt, in a letter to Winston Churchill
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvie
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Dr. Seuss
Appraise war in terms of the fundamental factors. The first of these factors is moral influence.
Sun - Tzu
If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.
Thomas Carlyle
Acceptance of dissent is the fundamental requirement of a free society.
Richard Royste
The function of science fiction is not always to predict the future but sometimes to prevent it.
Frank Herbert
Between two products equal in price, function and quality, the better looking will out sell the other.
Raymond Loewy
The average person living to age 70 has 613, 000 hours of life. This is too long a period not to have fun.
Author Unknown
Congress is functioning the way the Founding Fathers intended - Not very well. They understood that if you move too quickly, our democracy will be less responsible to the majority.
Barber B. Conable, J