Fun Quotes
People talk fundamentals and superlatives and then make some changes of detail.Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun - And neither can stop the march of events.Robert A. Heinlein
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.Peter Ustinov
The fundamental qualities for good execution of a plan is first; intelligence; then discernment and judgment, which enable one to recognize the best method as to attain it; the singleness of purpose; and, lastly, what is most essential of all, will - Stubborn will.Ferdinand Foch
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.George Bernard Shaw
The fundamental evil of the world arose from the fact that the good Lord has not created money enough.Heinrich Heine
Out of damp and gloomy days, out of solitude, out of loveless words directed at us, conclusions grow up in us like fungus one morning they are there, we know not how, and they gaze upon us, morose and gray. Woe to the thinker who is not the gardener but only the soil of the plants that grow in him.Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Commencement speakers have a good deal in common with grandfather clocks Standing usually some six feet tall, typically ponderous in construction, more traditional than functional, their distinction is largely their noisy communication of essentially commonplace information.W, Willard Wirtz
Are we having fun yet.Carol Burnett
The especial genius of women I believe to be electrical in movement, intuitive in function, spiritual in tendency.Margaret Fulle
To live is to function. That is all there is in living.Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.James Thurber, in Edward R. Murrow television interview
Acceptance of dissent is the fundamental requirement of a free society.Richard Royste
Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western religion, rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western science.Gary Zukav, "The Dancing Wu Li Masters".
It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very best you will very often get it.W. Somerset Maugham
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.Katharine Hepburn
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better.George Santayana
Funny - Peculiar or funny - Ha - Ha.Ian Hay
We live in a time of such rapid change and growth of knowledge that only he who is in a fundamental sense a scholar - That is, a person who continues to learn and inquire - Can hope to keep pace, let alone play the role of guide.Nathan M. Pusey
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.Jerry Seinfeld
The Interstate Commerce commission, as its functions have now been limited by the courts is, or can be made, of great use to the railroads. It satisfies the public clamor for a government supervision of railroads, at the same time that that supervision is almost entirely nominal.Richard Olney, a lawyer for the Boston & Maine and Attorney General under Grover Cleveland, advising a railroad president
Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius.An Wang
The fundamental error of their matrimonial union that of having based a permanent contract on a temporary feeling.Thomas Hardy
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - - That is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.James Thurbe
If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good!Dr. Seuss
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.Mark Twain
A three - Year - Old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty - Six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.Bill Vaughan
Success is neither magical or mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals.Jim Rohn
You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age of 18 or less. Act just old enough to make your travel connections and stay out of trouble.Joe Schwartz
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.Oscar Ameringe
The test of a first - Rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.F. Scott Fitzgerald
If Jesus Christ were to come today people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.Thomas Carlyle
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character of our thought.Lin Yutang
Use harms and even destroys beauty. The noblest function of an object is to be contemplated.Miguel de Unamuno
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.Jerry Seinfeld
I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I was at his house and that tied - Up man with the gag in his mouth came hopping out of the closet and started yelling that HE was really my grandfather and the other guy was an imposter and to run for help. Who was that guy Oh, well, never saw HIM again.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Reverence for life affords me my fundamental principle of morality.Albert Schweitze
