Fun Quotes
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.Mary Wilson Little
Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.Voltaire
Setting an example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age Conditions are never just right. People who delay action until all factors are favorable do nothing.William Faulkne
Cowardice, as distinguished from panic, is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend the functioning of the imagination. Learning to suspend your imagination and live completely in the very second of the present with no before and no after is the greatest gift a soldier can acquire.Ernest Hemingway
The fundamental evil of the world arose from the fact that the good Lord has not created money enough.Heinrich Heine
Some people think only intellect counts: knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to identify an advantage and seize it. But the functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.Dean Koontz
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - - That is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.James Thurbe
The average person living to age 70 has 613, 000 hours of life. This is too long a period not to have fun.Author Unknown
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.George Bernard Shaw
It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh Because it is a gravely religious matter it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd for only man can be dignified.Gilbert Keith Chesterton
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.Dr. Seuss
The artist has one function - - To affirm and glorify life.W. Edward Brown
There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy.Albert Camus
Ready comprehension is often a knee - Jerk response and the most dangerous form of understanding. It blinks an opaque screen over your ablility to learn. The judgemental precedents of law function that way, littering your path with dead ends. Be warned. Understand nothing. All comprehension is temporary.Frank Herbert, Chapterhouse Dune, Mentat Fixe
The fundamental qualities for good execution of a plan is first; intelligence; then discernment and judgment, which enable one to recognize the best method as to attain it; the singleness of purpose; and, lastly, what is most essential of all, will - Stubborn will.Ferdinand Foch
It is fun to be in the same decade with you.Franklin D. Roosevelt, in a letter to Winston Churchill
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.Katharine Hepburn
I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things - Disease and death... I was brought up by people who tended to giggle at funerals.Emma Thompson, Vanity Fai
The fundamental error of their matrimonial union that of having based a permanent contract on a temporary feeling.Thomas Hardy
You have to be realistic about terrorism. Certain groups of people, certain groups, Muslim fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists, Jewish fundamentalists, and just plain guys from Montanta, are going to continue to make life in this country very interesting for a long, long time.George Carlin, You Are All Diseased
I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I was at his house and that tied - Up man with the gag in his mouth came hopping out of the closet and started yelling that HE was really my grandfather and the other guy was an imposter and to run for help. Who was that guy Oh, well, never saw HIM again.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
The music business was not safe, but it was FUN. It was like falling in love with a woman you know is bad for you, but you love every minute with her, anyway.Lionel Richie
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.Oscar Ameringe
The human mind is our fundamental resource.John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Funny how the new things are the old things.Rudyard Kipling, With the Night Mail (1909)
Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise cab fare home....John L. Jackley, New York Times, 10/29/90, p. A15.
I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved it.Mark Twain
The test of a first - Rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.F. Scott Fitzgerald
Appraise war in terms of the fundamental factors. The first of these factors is moral influence.Sun - Tzu
Every game ever invented by mankind, is a way of making things hard for the fun of it.John Anthony Ciardi
People talk fundamentals and superlatives and then make some changes of detail.Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Success is neither magical or mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals.Jim Rohn
The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society is to make money.A. J. Liebling
People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.Dale Carnegie, How To Win Friends and Influence People
The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious - The fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science.Albert Einstein
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.Guy Davenport
The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.Elaine Agathe
