Fun Quotes
The family seems to have two predominant functions to provide warmth and love in time of need and to drive each other insane.Donald G. Smith
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.Mary Wilson Little
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.Andrew A. Rooney
Maybe most people were fundamentally contradictory. The real people at any rate.Tom Robbins
If Jesus Christ were to come today people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.Thomas Carlyle
The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.Elaine Agathe
The human mind is our fundamental resource.John Fitzgerald Kennedy
People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is the preening.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.George Bernard Shaw
The fundamental error of their matrimonial union that of having based a permanent contract on a temporary feeling.Thomas Hardy
To live is to function. That is all there is in living.Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Minds are like parachutes - They only function when open.Unknown
Cowardice, as distinguished from panic, is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend the functioning of the imagination. Learning to suspend your imagination and live completely in the very second of the present with no before and no after is the greatest gift a soldier can acquire.Ernest Hemingway
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.George Bernard Shaw
The test of a first - Rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.F. Scott Fitzgerald
The artist has one function - - To affirm and glorify life.W. Edward Brown
The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society is to make money.A. J. Liebling
In short, the building becomes a theatrical demonstration of its functional ideal. In this romanticism, High - Tech architecture is, of course, no different in spirit - If totally different in form - From all the romantic architecture of the past.Dan Cruickshank
Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun.Mary Lou Cook
The Interstate Commerce commission, as its functions have now been limited by the courts is, or can be made, of great use to the railroads. It satisfies the public clamor for a government supervision of railroads, at the same time that that supervision is almost entirely nominal.Richard Olney, a lawyer for the Boston & Maine and Attorney General under Grover Cleveland, advising a railroad president
Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western religion, rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western science.Gary Zukav, "The Dancing Wu Li Masters".
Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm fungi, raise aphids as livestock, launch armies into war, use chemical sprays to alarm and confuse enemies, capture slaves, engage in child labor, exchange information ceaselessly. They do everything but watch television.Lewis Thomas
Congress is functioning the way the Founding Fathers intended - Not very well. They understood that if you move too quickly, our democracy will be less responsible to the majority.Barber B. Conable, J
It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh Because it is a gravely religious matter it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd for only man can be dignified.Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.Peter Ustinov
Acceptance of dissent is the fundamental requirement of a free society.Richard Royste
There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function.Georges Clemenceau
Capitalism needs to function like a game of tug - Of - war. Two opposing sides need to continually struggle for dominance, but at no time can either side be permitted to walk away with the rope.Pete Holiday
Never put off till tomorrow the fun you can have today.Aldous Huxley
The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.Norman Maile
If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able to bring a certain lightheartedness to the subject, in a way that will tell the reader we are going to have fun with this thing.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - - That is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.James Thurbe
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.George Bernard Shaw
The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a credit to them.Bertrand Russell
Only reason can convince us of those three fundamental truths without a recognition of which there can be no effective liberty that what we believe is not necessarily true that what we like is not necessarily good and that all questions are open.Clive
Commencement speakers have a good deal in common with grandfather clocks Standing usually some six feet tall, typically ponderous in construction, more traditional than functional, their distinction is largely their noisy communication of essentially commonplace information.W, Willard Wirtz
If kids come to us educatorsteachers from strong, healthy functioning families, it makes our job easier. If they do not come to us from strong, healthy, functioning families, it makes our job more important.Barbara Colorose
