Fun Quotes
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.Annie Gottlie
Cowardice, as distinguished from panic, is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend the functioning of the imagination. Learning to suspend your imagination and live completely in the very second of the present with no before and no after is the greatest gift a soldier can acquire.Ernest Hemingway
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.Oscar Ameringe
Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in which he has had some fun, some joy, some real satisfaction, that day is a loss.Dwight D Eisenhowe
Minds are like parachutes - They only function when open.Unknown
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.Andrew A. Rooney
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.Jerry Seinfeld
Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.Voltaire
How come we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.Mark Twain
If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able to bring a certain lightheartedness to the subject, in a way that will tell the reader we are going to have fun with this thing.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise cab fare home....John L. Jackley, New York Times, 10/29/90, p. A15.
Learn the fundamentals of the game and stick to them. Band - Aid remedies never last.Jack Nicklaus
I start with the premise that the function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers.Ralph Nade
Minds are like parachutes... they only function when they are open.Thomas Dewa
The test of a first - Rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.F. Scott Fitzgerald
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.Child Age 13
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself.James Thurbe
The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here you are.Jon Kabit - Zinn
To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it the more fit for its prime function of looking forward.Margaret Fairless Barbe
The music business was not safe, but it was FUN. It was like falling in love with a woman you know is bad for you, but you love every minute with her, anyway.Lionel Richie
Ready comprehension is often a knee - Jerk response and the most dangerous form of understanding. It blinks an opaque screen over your ablility to learn. The judgemental precedents of law function that way, littering your path with dead ends. Be warned. Understand nothing. All comprehension is temporary.Frank Herbert, Chapterhouse Dune, Mentat Fixe
The average person living to age 70 has 613, 000 hours of life. This is too long a period not to have fun.Author Unknown
Commencement speakers have a good deal in common with grandfather clocks Standing usually some six feet tall, typically ponderous in construction, more traditional than functional, their distinction is largely their noisy communication of essentially commonplace information.W, Willard Wirtz
Setting an example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age Conditions are never just right. People who delay action until all factors are favorable do nothing.William Faulkne
Funny - Peculiar or funny - Ha - Ha.Ian Hay
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.George Bernard Shaw
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character of our thought.Lin Yutang
The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.Elaine Agathe
A functioning police state needs no police.William S. Burroughs
Between the amateur and the professional... there is a difference not only in degree but in kind. The skillful man is, within the function of his skill, a different psychological organization... A tennis player or a watchmaker or an airplane pilot is an automatism but he is also criticism and wisdom.Bernard De Voto
The evolution of consciousness culminates in an all - Inclusive consciousness that functions in the context of the infinite and the eternal.Phiroz Mehta
It is the simple things in life that make living worthwhile - Sweet fundamental things such as love.Laura Ingalls Wilde
The man who does not work for the love of work but only for money is not likely to make money nor find much fun in life.Charles Schwa
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.Mary Wilson Little
Acceptance of dissent is the fundamental requirement of a free society.Richard Royste
To love what you do and feel that it matters - How could anything be more fun.Katharine Graham
Girls just want to have funds.Adrienne E. Gusoff
