Dogs Quotes
The more I see of men, the better I like dogs.Madame de Stael
Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun.Indian Prove
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.Christopher Hampton
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.Johnny Depp
Gratitude is a sickness, suffered by dogs.Joseph Stalin
The more I know about men the more I like dogs.Gloria Allred
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.Dave Barry
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.Rita Rudne
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.Aldous Huxley
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.Joe Gores
Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.Alan Holbrook
Life..... is a series of dogs.George Carlin
Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain, ambitious men still climb and climb, with great labor, and incessant anxiety, but never reach the top.Robert Burton
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.Charles De Gaulle
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.John Osborne
Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.Alexander Pope
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.Max Eastman
People just naturally assume that dogs would be incapable of working together on some sort of construction project. But what about just a big field full of holes.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Cat a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.Oliver Herford
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.Roger Caras
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.Elizabeth Taylo
Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war.William Shakespeare
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.Jeanne - Marie Roland
Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?Neil Gaiman
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.Josef Stalin
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.Italian Prove
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp - Post how it feels about dogs.Christopher Hampton
But I have always liked bird dogs better than kennel - Fed dogs myself - - You know, one that will get out and hunt for food rather than sit on his fanny and yell.Charles E. Wilson
He that lies down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas.Benjamin Franklin
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.Andrew A. Rooney
Cowardly dogs bark loudest.John Webster, The White Devil (1612)
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats *and* dogs!Sonjay Anand
It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled by the bronze spear. In his death all things appear fair. But when dogs shame the gray head and gray chin and nakedness of an old man killed, it is the most piteous thing that happens among wretched mortals.Homer, The Iliad
As for the pyramids, there is nothing to wonder at in them so much as the fact that so many men could be found degraded enough to spend their lives constructing a tomb for some ambitious booby, whom it would have been wiser and manlier to have drowned in the Nile, and then given his body to the dogs.Henry David Thoreau
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.William Penn
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.Sir Winston Churchill
