Programming Quotes

Ray simard - goto, n.: a programming tool that exists to allow...
Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Michael Sinz
End of diatribe. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...
Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution
If debugging is the art of removing bugs, then programming must be the art of inserting them.
Unknown
Professor edsger dijkstra - it is practically impossible to teach good...
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot - Proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Rich Cook
Programming today is a race between software engineers stirring to build bigger and better idiot - Proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.
Unknown
BASIC - A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.
Anon.
Harold abelson - if we can dispel the delusion that learning about...
Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman numerals.
Henry Spence
An apprentice carpenter may want only a hammer and saw, but a master craftsman employs many precision tools. Computer programming likewise requires sophisticated tools to cope with the complexity of real applications, and only practice with these tools will build skill in their use.
Robert L. Kruse, Data Structures and Program Design