Telephone Quotes

If we all discovered that we had only five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people calling other people to tell them that they loved them.

Christopher Darlington Morley

I am years gone from my family and miles away... but they raid by telephone with jarring suddenness they have the cyclic constancy of a mortgage and they are inevitable and relentless, like the erosion of my remaining youth. Like certain frightening dreams, my family returns.

Jerrold Mundis

An actor who knows his business ought to be able to make the London telephone directory sound enthralling.

Donald Sinden

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - And paradise is when you have none.

Doug Larson

The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.

Robert Staughton Lynd

Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella - No matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye.

Jean Ke

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

Fran Lebowitz