Fire Quotes

Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.

Washington Irving

As I was walking among the fires of Hell, delighted with the enjoyments of Genius which to Angels look like torment and insanity. I collected some of their Proverbs.

William Blake

He had so many irons in the fire that he was never able to forge any single one into a weapon with which to conquer his world.

Curtis Dahl

SURE - FIRE SINGLES AD: Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary.

Joe Bob Briggs

I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes.

Steven Wright, Standup Comedy Routine