Laughter Quotes

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods.
Albert Einstein
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
E e cummings
Mort walke - seven days without laughter makes one weak....
Milton berle - laughter is an instant vacation....
The laughter of a man is the contentment of God.
John Weiss
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
Joseph Addison, The Spectator, September 26, 1712
The talmud - beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the...
Do not judge men by mere appearances for the light laughter that bubbles on the lip often mantles over the depths of sadness, and the serious look may be the sober veil that covers a divine peace and joy.
E. H. Chapin
Laughter is by definition healthy.
Doris Lessing
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship; and it is by far the best ending for one.
Oscar Wilde
Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.
Peter Ustinov
If its sanity you are after there is no recipe like laughter.
Henry Elliot
The tears that you spill, the sorrowful, are sweeter than the laughter of snobs and the guffaws of scoffers.
Kahlil Gibran
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
Victor Hugo
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Groucho Marx
Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, And danced the skies on laughter - Silvered wings.
John Gillespie Magee
The man who backbites an absent friend, nay, who does not stand up for him when another blames him, the man who angles for bursts of laughter and for the repute of a wit, who can invent what he never saw, who cannot keep a secret - That man is black at heart mark and avoid him.
Cicero
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Victor Borge
All things are cause for either laughter or weeping.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or well intended halfness; a non performance of that which is pretended to be performed, at the same time that one is giving loud pledges of performance. The balking of the intellect, is comedy and it announces itself in the pleasant spasms we call laughter.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Audacious ribald: your laughter will finish in hideous boredom before morning.
George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Mark Twain
From your parents you learn love and laughter and how to put one foot before the other. But when books are opened you discover that you have wings.
Helen Hayes
I can think of no better way of redeeming this tragic world today than love and laughter. Too many of the young have forgotten how to laugh, and too many of the elders have forgotten how to love. Would not our lives be lightened if only we could all learn to laugh more easily at ourselves and to love one anothe.
Theodore Hesburgh
Bricks and mortar make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home.
Irish Prove
Laughter is the best form of medicine. For when we laugh, we neither think, grieve, or feel.
Eugene Lam
We look before and after, And pine for what is not Our sincerest laughter With some pain is fraught Our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought.
Percy Bysshe Shelley
If slaughterhouses had glass walls everyone would be a vegetarian.
Paul McCartney
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
Mark Twain
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
I always knew i would look back on my tears and laugh but i never tought i would look back on the laughter and cry.
Unknown
May your walls know joy May every room hold laughter and every window open to great possibility.
Maryanne Radmacher - Hershey
Pigs get fat hogs get slaughtered.
Unknown
The man who backbites an absent friend, nay, who does not stand up for him when another blames him, the man who angles for bursts of laughter and for the repute of a wit, who can invent what he never saw, who cannot keep a secret - That man is black at heart: mark and avoid him.
Cicero