Women Quotes

There are three things men can do with women love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.

Stephen Stills

Sigmund Freud once said, What do women want? The only thing I have learned in fifty - Two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.

Bill Cosby

Every women needs at least 4 animals. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass that pays for everything.

Paris Hilton

Women with body image or eating disorders are not a special category, just more extreme in their response to a culture that emphasizes thinness and impossible standards of appearance for women instead of individuality and health.

Gloria Steinem

Not only have women been successful in entering fields in which men are supposed to have a more natural aptitude, but they have created entirely new businesses.

Lucretia P. Hunter, ``The Girl Today, The Woman Tomorrow', 1932

The tendancy of liberals is to create bodies of men and women - Of all classes - Detached from tradition, alienated from religion, and susceptible to mass suggestion - Mob rule. And a mob will be no less a mob if it is well fed, well clothed, well housed, and well disciplined.

George Eliot

If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The men talk of gain, the women talk of loss, and I do not know which talk is the more boring.

Marya Mannes

The true republic men, their rights and nothing more women, their rights and nothing less.

Franklin P. Adams

I studied the lives of great men and famous women, and I found that the men and women who got to the top were those who did the jobs they had in hand, with everything they had of energy and enthusiasm.

Henry Truman

Henry James created more convincing women than Iris Murdoch put together.

Wilfred Sheed

Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.

Alan Holbrook

Misogynist A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.

H. L. Mencken

Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing they die earlier.

H. L. Mencken

Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.

Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld

Women are always being tested... but ultimately, each of us has to define who we are individually and then do the very best job we can to grow into it.

Hillary Rodham Clinton

The strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us. Men can be analyzed, women? merely adored.

Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.

George Bernard Shaw

Walking women want to see the southern cross at night And so they set aside a sock, and tie their laces tight Yes mournful is the melody that echoes in their heads Without a beat they march along, believing Bach is dead.

The Residents "Duck Stab": Bach is Dead

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Groucho Marx

Many books today suggest that the mass of women lead lives of noisy desperation.

Peter S. Prescott

The natural superiority of women is a biological fact, and a socially acknowledged reality.

Ashely Montagu

To a philosopher all news, as it is called, is gossip, an they who edit and read it are old women over their tea.

Henry David Thoreau

If women understood and exercised their power they could remake the world.

Emily Taft Douglas

Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of different backgrounds, why, you are going to do that.

Barbara Bush

Nature is just enough; but men and women must comprehend and accept her suggestions.

Antoinette Brown Blackwell

A very large amount of human suffering and frustration is caused by the fact that many men and women are not content to be the sort of beings that God has made them, but try to persuade themselves that they are really beings of some different kind.

Eric Mascall

Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns.

Hermione Gingold

Feminism is the radical concept that women are people.

Cheris Kramarae & Paula Treichle

While you are away, movie stars are taking your women. Robert Redford is dating your girlfriend, Tom Selleck is kissing your lady, Bart Simpson is making love to your wife.

Baghdad Betty, Iraqi radio announcer, to gulf war troops

Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our intellects.

Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

There are three intolerable things in life - Cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.

Orson Welles

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

George Burns

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult.

Charlotte Whitton

Women have more to offer this world than just a fallopian tube. Nothing is going to change until you quit looking at us as just sperm receptacles.

Barbara Hall, Northern Exposure, Baby Blues, 1994

Nothing can be more absurd than the practice that prevails in our country of men and women not following the same pursuits with all their strengths and with one mind, for thus, the state instead of being whole is reduced to half.

Plato

Sweet is revenge - Especially to women.

Lord Byron

Well - Behaved women rarely make history.

Laurel Thatcher Ulrich