Women Quotes

H. l. mencken - men have a much better time of it than women; for...
Helen rowland - when you see what some women marry, you realize...
There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.
Helena Rubenstein
I married beneath me - All women do.
Nancy Asto
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions their reasons are always different.
George Santayana
Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.
Wernher Von Braun
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West
Oscar wilde, the picture of dorian gray, 1891 - women love us for our defects. if we have enough...
Like President Reagan, President Bush has not shied from calling evil by its name or declaring his intention to defeat its latest incarnation, terrorism, just as free men and women of all political persuasions, here and abroad, defeated fascism and communism before.
Donald Rumsfeld, Ronald Reagan Library and Museum, October 10, 2003
I studied the lives of great men and famous women, and I found that the men and women who got to the top were those who did the jobs they had in hand, with everything they had of energy and enthusiasm.
Henry Truman
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.
Plato
Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
H. L. Mencken
Women prefer men who have something tender about them - - Especially the legal kind.
Kay Ingram
Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.
Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld
Most history is a record of triumphs, disasters, and follies of top people. The black hole in it is the way of life of mute, inglorious men and women who made no nuisance of themselves in the world.
Philip Howard
The especial genius of women I believe to be electrical in movement, intuitive in function, spiritual in tendency.
Margaret Fulle
The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.
William H. Borah
Nature is just enough; but men and women must comprehend and accept her suggestions.
Antoinette Brown Blackwell
Of women I do not wish them to have power over men but over themselves.
Mary Wollstonecraft
Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.
Ovid
There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the first two are more pleasant, the third is by far the more certain.
Baron Rothschild, ca. 1800
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
H. L. Mencken
If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The men talk of gain, the women talk of loss, and I do not know which talk is the more boring.
Marya Mannes
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Kilgore Trout, Timequake, Kurt Vonnegut. Page 19.
Women are always being tested... but ultimately, each of us has to define who we are individually and then do the very best job we can to grow into it.
Hillary Rodham Clinton
Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns.
Hermione Gingold
Art is merely the refuge which the ingenious have invented, when they were supplied with food and women, to escape the tediousness of life.
W. Somerset Maugham
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
Nicholas Murray Butle
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Elayne Boosle
Age cannot wither her, nor custom staleHer infinite variety other women cloyThe appetites they feed, but she makes hungryWhere most she satisfies.
William Shakespeare
Women are like teabags. You dont know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.
Eleanor Roosevelt
All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.
Franklin P. Jones
Nature is just enough but men and women must comprehend and accept her suggestions.
Antoinette Brown Blackwell
Every women needs at least 4 animals. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass that pays for everything.
Paris Hilton
What is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine.
Susan Sontag, Against Interpretation, 1966
Because women live creatively, they rarely experience the need to depict or write about that which to them is a primary experience and which men know only at a second remove. Women create naturally, men create artificially.
Ashley Montagu
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
Rosanne Ba
Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.
Mae West
I married beneath me. All women do.
Lady Nancy Asto
There are three things men can do with women love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.
Stephen Stills