Women Quotes

Most great men and women are not perfectly rounded in their personalities, but are instead people whose one driving enthusiasm is so great it makes their faults seem insignificant.

Charles A. Cerami

If worry were an effective weight - Loss program, women would be invisible.

Nancy Drew

Most history is a record of triumphs, disasters, and follies of top people. The black hole in it is the way of life of mute, inglorious men and women who made no nuisance of themselves in the world.

Philip Howard

Beauty is the first present nature gives to women and the first it takes away.

Mere

There are three classes into which all the women past seventy that ever I knew were to be divided 1. That dear old soul2. That old woman3. That old witch.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Mae West

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Groucho Marx

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should just live next door and just visit now and then.

Katharine Hepburn

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.

Margaret Mead

Women thrive on novelty and are easy meat for the commerce of fashion. Men prefer old pipes and torn jackets.

Anthony Burgess

Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear... a little support, comfort, and freedom.

Jerry Seinfeld

Like President Reagan, President Bush has not shied from calling evil by its name or declaring his intention to defeat its latest incarnation, terrorism, just as free men and women of all political persuasions, here and abroad, defeated fascism and communism before.

Donald Rumsfeld, Ronald Reagan Library and Museum, October 10, 2003

When the candles are out all women are fair.

Plutarch, Morals

Thirty - Five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty - Five for years.

Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest, Act 3

Henry James created more convincing women than Iris Murdoch put together.

Wilfred Sheed

Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.

Kilgore Trout, Timequake, Kurt Vonnegut. Page 19.

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

George Burns

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

Franklin P. Jones

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

Helen Rowland

Well behaved women seldom make history.

Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Art is merely the refuge which the ingenious have invented, when they were supplied with food and women, to escape the tediousness of life.

W. Somerset Maugham

Here in America we are descended in blood and in spirit from revolutionists and rebels - Men and women who dare to dissent from accepted doctrine. As their heirs, may we never confuse honest dissent with disloyal subversion.

Dwight D Eisenhowe

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Groucho Marx

They devoted the city to the lord and destroyed with the sword every living thing in it - Men and women, young and old, cattle, sheep and donkeys.

The Book of Joshua 6: 21

I married beneath me - All women do.

Nancy Asto

I want to emphasize in the great concentration which we now place upon scientists and engineers how much we still need the men and women educated in the liberal tradition, willing to take the long look, undisturbed by prejudices and slogans of the moment, who attempt to make an honest judgment on difficult events.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns.

Hermione Gingold

Misogynist A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.

H. L. Mencken

I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.

James Thurbe

When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.

Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

Women can form a friendship with a man very well but to preserve it - - To that end a slight physical antipathy must probably help.

George Jean Nathan

Because the women are watching.

T. E. Lawrence, ... when asked, Why do men go to war?

If you have a harem of 40 women, you never get to know any of them very well.

Warren Buffett

Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing they die earlier.

H. L. Mencken

Women prefer men who have something tender about them - - Especially the legal kind.

Kay Ingram

What is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine.

Susan Sontag

Women remember the first kiss, men remember the last.

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