Money Quotes

Jean louis rodolphe agassiz - i cannot afford to waste my time making money....
Joey bishop - today you can go to a gas station and find the...
Money talks... but all mine ever says is good - Bye.
Anon.
Val peters - money is the root of all evil, but the foliage is...
Success produces success, just as money produces money.
Diane Ackerman
Make money, money by fair means if you can, if not, but any means money.
Horace, Epistles
You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments, or publicity.
Thomas Wolfe
Spare no expense to save money on this one.
Samuel Goldwyn
Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends.
Larry Wilde
If our greatest need had been information, God would have sent an educator. If our greatest need had been technology, God would have sent us a scientist. If our greatest need had been money, God would have sent us an economist. But since our greatest need was forgiveness, God sent us a Savior.
Max Lucado
Only when the last tree has been cut down Only when the last river has been poisoned Only when the last fish has been caught Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten.
Cree Indian Prophecy
Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you to miserable in comfort.
Lord Mancroft
It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money. It is the customer who pays the wages.
Henry Ford
A man who loses his money, gains, at the least, experience, and sometimes, something better.
Benjamin Disraeli
If you do something only for money, you will never succeed at it.
Don Hall, (Hallmark CEO)
Travel is educational it teaches you how to get rid of money in a hurry.
S. Barry Lipkin
I have no money, no resources, and no hope. I am the happiest man alive.
Henry Miller, Tropic of Cance
Why is the man or woman who invests all your money called a broker?
George Carlin
We have the best Congress money can buy.
Will Rogers
Tony Montana In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
Scarface
In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one part of the citizens to give to the other.
Voltaire, The Portable Voltaire
With money in your pocket you are wise, you are handsome, and you sing well too.
Jewish Prove
What power has law where only money rules.
Gaius Petronius
Hobbies cost money but interests are free.
George Carlin, George Carlin: You Are All Diseased
There are three great friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Benjamin Franklin
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.
Rick Reilly
The thing that I should wish to obtain from money would be leisure with security.
Bertrand Russell
Money is power, freedom, a cushion, the root of al evil, the sum of all blessings.
Carl Sandburg
We take care of our health, we lay up money, we make our roof tight and our clothing sufficient, but who provides wisely that he shall not be wanting the best property of all - - Friends?
Ralph Waldo Emerson
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
Lady Asto
The value of money is that with it we can tell any man to go to the devil. It is the sixth sense which enables you to enjoy the other five.
W. Somerset Maugham
No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money.
Samuel Johnson
The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
Mark Twain
Many people seem to think that opportunity means a chance to get money without earning it.
Author Unknown
Let us more and more insist on raising funds of love, of kindness, of understanding, of peace. Money will come if we seek first the Kingdom of God - The rest will be given.
Mother Theresa
I know half the money I spend on advertising is wasted. Now, if I only knew which half.
John Wanamake
A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.
Kin Hubbard
Humanity has unquestionably one really effective weapon? laughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution? these can lift at a colossal humbug? push it a little? weaken it a little, century by century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
Mark Twain, The Mysterious Stranger, chapter 10 (1916)
There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the first two are more pleasant, the third is by far the more certain.
Baron Rothschild, ca. 1800
Never spend your money before you have it.
Thomas Jefferson