Money Quotes
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.G. Gordon Liddy
The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world to go to hell.Humphrey Bogart
A billion here, a billion there - Pretty soon it adds up to real money.Senator Everett Dirksen
Many years ago Rudyard Kipling gave an address at McGill University in Montreal. He said one striking thing which deserves to be remembered. Warning the students against an over - Concern for money, or position, or glory, he said: Some day you will meet a man who cares for none of these things. Then you will know how poor you are.Halford E. Luccock
Work hard, live cheap, and save your money.Edward C. Moroney, Jr.
The class distinctions proper to a democratic society are not those of rank or money, still less, as is apt to happen when these are abandoned, of race, but of age.Wystan Hugh Auden
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.David Richerby
We have the best Congress money can buy.Will Rogers
Make money, money, honestly if you can; if not, by any means at all, make money.Quintus Horatius Flaccus [Horace] 65BC - 8BC
We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation.Anthony Burgess
Remember that time is money.Benjamin Franklin
The ways by which you may get money almost without exception lead downward. - From Live Without Principle.Henry David Thoreau
Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not.Jerry Gellis
He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.Ogden Nash
Everything can be learned, including, to a very large extent, to be what you are not. You can learn to be pretty if you are plain, charming if you are dull, thin if you are fat, youthful if you are aging, how to write though you are inarticulate, how to make money though you are not good with figures.Henry Anatole Grunwald
Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends.Larry Wilde
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.Jonathan Swift
Many people seem to think that opportunity means a chance to get money without earning it.Author Unknown
If thee marries for money, thee surely will earn it.Ezra Bowen
Money often costs too much.Ralph Waldo Emerson
The three most important parts a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money and his religious beliefs.Samuel Butle
Knowledge is like money the more he gets, the more he craves.Josh Billings
Success produces success, just as money produces money.Diane Ackerman
He had heard people speak contemptuously of money he wondered if they had ever tried to do without it.W. Somerset Maugham
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.Arthur Mille
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.Kin Hubbard
The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes.Gore Vidal
If you lose money you lose much, If you lose friends you lose more, If you lose faith you lose all.Eleanor Roosevelt
The most efficient labor - Saving device is still money.Franklin P Jones
Tony Montana In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.Scarface
In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one part of the citizens to give to the other.Voltaire, The Portable Voltaire
I know half the money I spend on advertising is wasted. Now, if I only knew which half.John Wanamake
Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.Will Rogers
When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses.Anonymous
There are three great friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.Benjamin Franklin
The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket.Kin [F. McKinney] Hubbard
We are the men of intrinsic value, who can strike our fortunes out of ourselves, whose worth is independent of accidents in life, or revolutions in government we have heads to get money, and hearts to spend it.George Farquha
If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The men talk of gain, the women talk of loss, and I do not know which talk is the more boring.Marya Mannes