Money Quotes

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

Samuel Butle

Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.

Ken Hakuta

Money, we know, will fetch anything and command the service of any man.

George Washington

When I get a little money, I buy books. And if there is any left over, I buy food.

Desiderius Erasmus

Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.

Charles Farrar Browne

The art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one class of the citizens to give to the other.

Voltaire

I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example, could probably use a cheap ice pick.

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world to go to hell.

Humphrey Bogart

America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Evan Esa

The man who does not work for the love of work but only for money is not likely to make money nor find much fun in life.

Charles Schwa

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Joe Bob Briggs

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.

Katharine Whitehorn

Money, the root of all evil... but the cure for all sadness.

Mike Gill

I love the United States, but I see here everything is measured by success, by how much money it makes, not the satisfaction to the individual.

John Fellows Akers

Being rich is having money being wealthy is having time.

Margaret Bonnano

Those who have easy, cheerful attitudes tend to be happier than those with less pleasant temperaments, regardless of money, making it, or success.

Joyce

It is easier to talk about money - - And much easier to talk about sex - - Than it is to talk about power. People who have it deny it people who want it do not want to appear to hunger for it and people who engage in its machinations do so secretly.

Smiley Blanton

Our land is more valuable than your money. As long as the sun shines and the waters flow, this land will be here to give life to men and animals; therefore, we cannot sell this land. It was put here for us by the Great Spirit and we cannot sell it because it does not belong to us.

Blackfoot chief, (c. 1880)

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.

Doug Casey, Investment guru; author of "Crisis Investing".

It is well to write love letters. There are certain things for which it is not easy to ask your mistress face to face, like money for instance.

Henri De Regnie

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, represents, in the final analysis, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.

Dwight D. Eisenhowe

Between eigtheen and twenty, life is like an exchange where one buys stocks, not with money, but with actions. Most men buy nothing.

Andre Malraux

Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.

Gottfried Reinhardt

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

George Bernard Shaw

I choose the likely man in preference to the rich man I want a man without money rather than money without a man.

Themistocles

I believe that the power to make money is a gift from God.

John D. Rockefelle

The deepest American dream is not the hunger for money or fame it is the dream of settling down, in peace and freedom and cooperation, in the promised land.

Scott Russell Sanders

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love.

Judy Garland

Money is human happiness in the abstract he, then, who is no longer capable of enjoying human happiness in the concrete devotes himself utterly to money.

Arthur Schopenhaue

It is better to be a beggar than ignorant; for a beggar only wants money, but an ignorant person wants humanity.

Aristippus

The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm.

Josh Billings

Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. When money ceases to become the means by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of other men. Blood, whips and guns - - Or dollars. Take your choice - - There is no other.

Ayn Rand

If you can actually count your money you are not really a rich man.

J. Paul Getty

Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art of all.

Andy Warhol

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

Sam Ewig

The way by which you may get money almost without exception leads downward.

Henry David Thoreau

Money often costs too much.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

Mark Twain