Money Quotes
Make money your god and it will plague you like the devil.Henry Fielding
I can live without money, but I cannot live without love.Judy Garland
Money is human happiness in the abstract he, then, who is no longer capable of enjoying human happiness in the concrete devotes himself utterly to money.Arthur Schopenhaue
The American male at the peak of his physical powers and appetites, driving 160 big white horses across the scenes of an increasingly open society, with weekend money in his pocket and with little prior exposure to trouble and tragedy, personifies an accident going to happen.John Sloan Dickey
I cannot afford to waste my time making money.Jean Louis Rodolphe Agassiz
Why is the man or woman who invests all your money called a broker?George Carlin
The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him.Voltaire, Letter (1769)
I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example, could probably use a cheap ice pick.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
The man who does not work for the love of work but only for money is not likely to make money nor find much fun in life.Charles Schwa
America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.Evan Esa
Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.Robert W. Sarnoff
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.Evan Esa
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.Jackie Mason
Make money, money, honestly if you can; if not, by any means at all, make money.Quintus Horatius Flaccus [Horace] 65BC - 8BC
Hobbies cost money but interests are free.George Carlin, George Carlin: You Are All Diseased
Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone.John Ciardi
Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. I sat at a table where were rich food and wine in abundance, and obsequious attendance, but sincerity and truth were not; and I went away hungry from the inhospitable board.Henry David Thoreau, "Walden, " the Conclusion
Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.Rebecca Johnson
Money does not change the sickness, only the symptoms.John Steinbeck, The Winter of our Discontent
Inflation continues till common man is completely sucked out of money, then recession sets in and continues till he becomes suckable again.B. J. Gupta
Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as his life work some occupation which he should like to do anyhow, even if he did not need the money.William Lyon Phelps
The deepest American dream is not the hunger for money or fame it is the dream of settling down, in peace and freedom and cooperation, in the promised land.Scott Russell Sanders
Money, we know, will fetch anything and command the service of any man.George Washington
It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money. It is the customer who pays the wages.Henry Ford
The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.Katharine Whitehorn
Often people attempt to live their lives backwards; they try to have more things, or more money, in order to do more of what they want, so they will be happier. The way it actually works is the reverse. You must first be who you really are, then do what you need to do, in order to have what you want.Margaret Young
The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes.Gore Vidal
There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.Adlai Ewing Stevenson
Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you to miserable in comfort.Lord Mancroft
Our institutions and values are in jeopardy as the mores of the market pervade all social life in this country. Loyalty, honesty, courage, discipline, patriotism, and commitment to family are being crowded out by the goals and rules of economic rationality - - Do whatever makes the most money.Barry Schwartz
Everything can be learned, including, to a very large extent, to be what you are not. You can learn to be pretty if you are plain, charming if you are dull, thin if you are fat, youthful if you are aging, how to write though you are inarticulate, how to make money though you are not good with figures.Henry Anatole Grunwald
No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money.Samuel Johnson
Endless money forms the sinews of war.Cicero, Philippics
There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the first two are more pleasant, the third is by far the more certain.Baron Rothschild, ca. 1800
You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments, or publicity.Thomas Wolfe
Once a man has some money, peace begins to sound good to him.Clint Eastwood, Movie: "A Fistful of Dollars, " 1964
Make money, money by fair means if you can, if not, but any means money.Horace, Epistles
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.Samuel Butle
