Money Quotes
Humanity has unquestionably one really effective weapon? laughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution? these can lift at a colossal humbug? push it a little? weaken it a little, century by century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.Mark Twain, The Mysterious Stranger, chapter 10 (1916)
Nothing more clearly show how little God esteems his gift to men of wealth, money, position and other wordly goods, than the way he distributes these, and the sort of men who are most amply provided with them.La Bruyere
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.G. Gordon Liddy
We are the men of intrinsic value, who can strike our fortunes out of ourselves, whose worth is independent of accidents in life, or revolutions in government we have heads to get money, and hearts to spend it.George Farquha
Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.Ken Hakuta
Tony Montana In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.Scarface
In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common sense and the poets have long known - - That the essence of money is in its absolute worthlessness.Norman O. Brown
Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.P. T. Barnum
If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to.Joe Moore
A fool and his money are soon parted.Thomas Tusse
To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to seat over lonely labor, to be given the chance to create, is the meat and potatoes of life. The money is the gravy. As everyone else, I love to dunk my crust in it. But alone, it is not a diet designed to keep body and soul together.Bette Davis
It takes a lot of money to look as cheap as I do.Dolly Parton
Lack of money is the root of all evil.George Bernard Shaw
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over twice and put it in your pocket.Frank McKinney Hubbard
Creativity comes from zeal to do something, generally it is to make some money.B. J. Gupta
Money enables us to get what we want instead of what other people think we want.George Bernard Shaw
There is only one boss the customer. And he can fire everybody in the company, from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.Sam Walton
The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.Mark Russell
Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. When money ceases to become the means by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of other men. Blood, whips and guns - - Or dollars. Take your choice - - There is no other.Ayn Rand
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.Lana Turne
The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society is to make money.A. J. Liebling
Men who accomplish great things in the industrial world are the ones who have faith in the money producing power of ideas.Charles Fillmore
The art of living easily as to money is to pitch your scale of living one degree below your means.Sir Henry Taylo
Money will come when you are doing the right thing.Mike Phillips
Recommend virtue to your children it alone, not money, can make them happy. I speak from experience.Ludwig van Beethoven
Make money, money by fair means if you can, if not, but any means money.Horace, Epistles
Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends.Larry Wilde
A job is what we do for money work is what we do for love.Marysarah Quinn
You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments, or publicity.Thomas Wolfe
Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it.Henry David Thoreau
The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.H. L. Mencken
Remember that time is money.Benjamin Franklin
Behold, the fool saith, Put not all thine eggs in the one basket, - - which is but a manner of saying, Scatter your money and your attention, but the wise man saith, Put all your eggs in the one basket and - - watch that basket.Mark Twain
If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The men talk of gain, the women talk of loss, and I do not know which talk is the more boring.Marya Mannes
Money is the root of all evil, and yet it is such a useful root that we cannot get on without it any more than we can without potatoes.Louisa May Alcott
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.Jackie Mason
The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.Mark Twain
Only sick music makes money today.Friedrich Nietzsche
