Money Quotes
Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.Will Rogers
When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses.Anonymous
Our land is more valuable than your money. As long as the sun shines and the waters flow, this land will be here to give life to men and animals; therefore, we cannot sell this land. It was put here for us by the Great Spirit and we cannot sell it because it does not belong to us.Blackfoot chief, (c. 1880)
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.Stephen Leacock
Money does not change the sickness, only the symptoms.John Steinbeck, The Winter of our Discontent
I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example, could probably use a cheap ice pick.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
The fundamental evil of the world arose from the fact that the good Lord has not created money enough.Heinrich Heine
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.Lana Turne
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.Sam Ewig
A ready way to lose your friend is to lend him money. Another equally ready way to lose him is to refuse to lend him money. It is six of one and a half dozen of the other.George Jean Nathan
Money is power, freedom, a cushion, the root of al evil, the sum of all blessings.Carl Sandburg
Work hard, live cheap, and save your money.Edward C. Moroney, Jr.
A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some.Joe Moore
A woman should never be trusted with money.Jane Austen, The Watsons
It has beeen said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.Samuel Butle
If you make money your god, it will plague you like the devil.Henry Fielding
Often people attempt to live their lives backwards; they try to have more things, or more money, in order to do more of what they want, so they will be happier. The way it actually works is the reverse. You must first be who you really are, then do what you need to do, in order to have what you want.Margaret Young
Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.Groucho Marx, "Duck Soup" 1934
No evil is without its compensation. The less money, the less trouble the less favor, the less envy. Even in those cases which put us out of wits, it is not the loss itself, but the estimate of the loss that troubles us.Seneca
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.Joey Bishop
A lot of advertisers lined up to throw money at this stuff because they were caught up in the hysteria about the Web. But now they want to know how you make money selling a 1. 59 bottle of dish detergent on the World Wide Web.Karen Burka
Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you to miserable in comfort.Lord Mancroft
Happiness is not in the mere possession of money it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort.Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Money is human happiness in the abstract he, then, who is no longer capable of enjoying human happiness in the concrete devotes himself utterly to money.Arthur Schopenhaue
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.Arthur Mille
Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.Ken Hakuta
Inflation continues till common man is completely sucked out of money, then recession sets in and continues till he becomes suckable again.B. J. Gupta
Money never starts an idea; it is the idea that starts the money.W. J. Cameron
The most efficient labor - Saving device is still money.Franklin P Jones
No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money.Samuel Johnson
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, represents, in the final analysis, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.Dwight D. Eisenhowe
How much money did you make last year Mail it in. suggestion for a simplified tax form.Stanton Delaplane
I made my money by selling too soon.Bernard Baruch
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.Anon.
Why is the man or woman who invests all your money called a broker?George Carlin
Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.P. T. Barnum
Money is not required to buy one necessary of the soul.Henry David Thoreau
