Money Quotes

Travel is educational it teaches you how to get rid of money in a hurry.
S. Barry Lipkin
Humphrey bogart - the only reason to have money is to tell any sob...
Steve martin - i believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,...
Money cannot buy peace of mind. It cannot heal ruptured relationships, or build meaning into a life that has none.
Richard M. DeVos
Work hard, live cheap, and save your money.
Edward C. Moroney, Jr.
When money is seen as a solution for every problem, money itself becomes the problem.
Richard Needham
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
Jonathan Swift
The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm.
Josh Billings
A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.
Kin Hubbard
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
W. C. Fields
Ralph waldo emerson - money often costs too much....
Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends.
Larry Wilde
Some people think they are worth a lot of money just because they have it.
Fannie Hurst
Lefty Wise guy dont carry wallets, they carry their money in a roll.... beaner on the outs.
Donnie Brasco
When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses.
Anonymous
The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society is to make money.
A. J. Liebling
When you see a person who has been given more than you in money and beauty, look to those, who have been given less.
Prophet Mohammed
The ways by which you may get money almost without exception lead downward. - From Live Without Principle.
Henry David Thoreau
Can anybody remember when the times were not hard and money not scarce.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation.
Anthony Burgess
An actress is not a machine, but they treat you like a machine. A money machine.
Marilyn Monroe
The class distinctions proper to a democratic society are not those of rank or money, still less, as is apt to happen when these are abandoned, of race, but of age.
Wystan Hugh Auden
The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to him.
Paul Louis Courie
History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational basis. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff, most people do have a religion and spend time and money on it and seem to derive considerable pleasure from fiddling with it.
Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love (1972)
It is well to write love letters. There are certain things for which it is not easy to ask your mistress face to face, like money for instance.
Henri De Regnie
I love to go to Washington - - If only to be near my money.
Bob Hope
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Groucho Marx
The thing that I should wish to obtain from money would be leisure with security.
Bertrand Russell
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
George Best
We take care of our health, we lay up money, we make our roof tight and our clothing sufficient, but who provides wisely that he shall not be wanting the best property of all - - Friends?
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.
Donald Trump, "Trump: Art of the Deal".
In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common sense and the poets have long known - - That the essence of money is in its absolute worthlessness.
Norman O. Brown
Let us not be satisfied with just giving money. Money is not enough, money can be got, but they need your hearts to love them. So, spread your love everywhere you go.
Mother Theresa
With money in your pocket you are wise, you are handsome, and you sing well too.
Jewish Prove
The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
Mark Twain
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
Arthur Mille
Money is the sinew of love as well as war.
Dr. Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732
Money, the root of all evil... but the cure for all sadness.
Mike Gill
Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. When money ceases to become the means by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of other men. Blood, whips and guns - - Or dollars. Take your choice - - There is no other.
Ayn Rand
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
Joey Bishop