Money Quotes
Hobbies cost money but interests are free.George Carlin, George Carlin: You Are All Diseased
Travel is educational it teaches you how to get rid of money in a hurry.S. Barry Lipkin
Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as his life work some occupation which he should like to do anyhow, even if he did not need the money.William Lyon Phelps
Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you to miserable in comfort.Lord Mancroft
Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends.Larry Wilde
Humanity has unquestionably one really effective weapon? laughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution? these can lift at a colossal humbug? push it a little? weaken it a little, century by century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.Mark Twain, The Mysterious Stranger, chapter 10 (1916)
Our land is more valuable than your money. As long as the sun shines and the waters flow, this land will be here to give life to men and animals; therefore, we cannot sell this land. It was put here for us by the Great Spirit and we cannot sell it because it does not belong to us.Blackfoot chief, (c. 1880)
I love the United States, but I see here everything is measured by success, by how much money it makes, not the satisfaction to the individual.John Fellows Akers
Inflation continues till common man is completely sucked out of money, then recession sets in and continues till he becomes suckable again.B. J. Gupta
The entire essence of America is the hope to first make money - - Then make money with money - - Then make lots of money with lots of money.Paul Erdman
Whether he admits it or not, a man has been brought up to look at money as a sign of his virility, a symbol of his power, a bigger phallic symbol than a Porsche.Victoria Billings
The most popular labor - Saving device is still money.Phyllis George
You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments, or publicity.Thomas Wolfe
I made my money by selling too soon.Bernard Baruch
Adults are just children who earn money.Kenneth Branaugh
Nature is not affected by finance. If someone offered you ten thousand dollars to let them touch your eyeball without blinking, you would never collect the money. At the very last moment, Nature would force you to blink your eye. Nature will protect her own.Dick Gregory
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.G. Gordon Liddy
If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The men talk of gain, the women talk of loss, and I do not know which talk is the more boring.Marya Mannes
So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money.Ayn Rand
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.Gottfried Reinhardt
If you make money your god, it will plague you like the devil.Henry Fielding
When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses.Anonymous
Money, the root of all evil... but the cure for all sadness.Mike Gill
Why is the man or woman who invests all your money called a broker?George Carlin
He had heard people speak contemptuously of money he wondered if they had ever tried to do without it.W. Somerset Maugham
I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example, could probably use a cheap ice pick.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Let us not be satisfied with just giving money. Money is not enough, money can be got, but they need your hearts to love them. So, spread your love everywhere you go.Mother Theresa
The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him.Voltaire, Letter (1769)
The deepest American dream is not the hunger for money or fame it is the dream of settling down, in peace and freedom and cooperation, in the promised land.Scott Russell Sanders
If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to.Joe Moore
Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone.John Ciardi
Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of joy, and with death as our greatest source of anxiety.Joe Moore
The value of money is that with it we can tell any man to go to the devil. It is the sixth sense which enables you to enjoy the other five.W. Somerset Maugham
Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.Donald Trump, "Trump: Art of the Deal".
It is well to write love letters. There are certain things for which it is not easy to ask your mistress face to face, like money for instance.Henri De Regnie
Make money, money, honestly if you can; if not, by any means at all, make money.Quintus Horatius Flaccus [Horace] 65BC - 8BC
Business is a good game - Lots of competition and a minimum of rules. You keep score with money.Atari founder Nolan Bushnell
