Week Quotes

History buffs probably noted the reunion at a Washington party a few weeks ago of three ex - Presidents Carter, Ford and Nixon - See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Evil.

Robert Joseph Bob Dole

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

W. C. Fields, in Richard J. Anobile - "Godfrey Daniels".

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.

Mark Twain

When the Special Theory of Relativity began to germinate in me, I was visited by all sorts of nervous conflicts... I used to go away for weeks in a state of confusion.

Albert Einstein

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend.

Zenna Schaffe

Relative calm is expected in South Central Los Angeles for the next several weeks, as looters stay home and try to program their new VCRs.

Weekend Update

Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Airplane

Someday is not a day of the week.

Anonymous

For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.

Woody Allen

A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week.

George S. Patton

One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.

Quentin Crisp

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewrite.

Woody Allen

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Woody Allen

Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.

George Bernard Shaw

America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Evan Esa

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Evan Esa

Any impatient student of mathematics or science or engineering who is irked by having algebraic symbolism thrust upon him should try to get along without it for a week.

Eric Temple Bell

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.

Joseph Addison

A week is a long time in politics.

Harold Wilson

Unhappiness in a child accumulates because he sees no end to the dark tunnel. The thirteen weeks of a term might just as well be thirteen years.

Graham Greene

It may not seem like much, but think of the consequences. One overdue library book today, the collapse of the universe by the end of the week.

Gareth Roberts

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

Joe Lewis

The American male at the peak of his physical powers and appetites, driving 160 big white horses across the scenes of an increasingly open society, with weekend money in his pocket and with little prior exposure to trouble and tragedy, personifies an accident going to happen.

John Sloan Dickey

I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.

Richard Diran

You have to work years in hit shows to make people sick and tired of you, but you can accomplish this in a few weeks on television.

Walter Slezak

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Henry Kissinge

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Will Rogers

Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

Airplane

There are two days in the week about which and upon which I never worry. Two carefree days, kept sacredly free from fear and apprehension. One of these days is Yesterday And the other day I do not worry about is Tomorrow.

Robert Jones Burdette

Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm.

Pamela Ribon, Why Girls Are Weird, 2003

Examples is more forcible than precept. People look at my six days in the week to see what I mean on the seventh.

Robert Cecil

My prerogative right now is to just chill and let all the other overexposed blondes on the cover of Us Weekly magazine be your entertainment.

Britney Spears, on her web site, October 2004

America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

John Barrymore

I broke something today, and I realized I should break something once a week... to remind me how fragile life is.

Andy Warhol

Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of the week.

Alice Walke

A city is a place where there is no need to wait for next week to get the answer to a question, to taste the food of any country, to find new voices to listen to and familiar ones to listen to again.

Margaret Mead