Week Quotes

Few people think more than two or three times a year. I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.

George Bernard Shaw

Relative calm is expected in South Central Los Angeles for the next several weeks, as looters stay home and try to program their new VCRs.

Weekend Update

A week is a long time in politics.

Harold Wilson

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.

H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm.

Pamela Ribon, Why Girls Are Weird, 2003

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Evan Esa

One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.

Quentin Crisp

I broke something today, and I realized I should break something once a week... to remind me how fragile life is.

Andy Warhol

A city is a place where there is no need to wait for next week to get the answer to a question, to taste the food of any country, to find new voices to listen to and familiar ones to listen to again.

Margaret Mead

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.

Mark Twain

There are two days in the week about which and upon which I never worry. Two carefree days, kept sacredly free from fear and apprehension. One of these days is Yesterday And the other day I do not worry about is Tomorrow.

Robert Jones Burdette

When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L. A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.

Dan Quayle