Sex Quotes
Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman.Debra Messing
Every theory of love, from Plato down, teaches that each individual loves in the other sex what he lacks in himself.G. Stanley Hall
My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.W. Somerset Maugham
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a person of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment recall.Oliver Herford
If male homosexuals are called gay, then female homosexuals should be called ecstatic.Shelly Roberts
AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences suicide. Or murder.Susan Sontag
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.Richard Feynman
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions their reasons are always different.George Santayana
Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course in the menu.Mary Day Winn
God created sex. Priests created marriage.Voltaire
Ok. Sex is fine. Sex is good. Sex is GREAT Okay, okay, we need men for sex... Do we need so many.Sybil Adelman
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.Terry Pratchett, Hogfathe
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.Katharine Hepburn
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.Marilyn Monroe
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.Gore Vidal
The AIDS epidemic has rolled back a big rotting log and revealed all the squirming life underneath it, since it involves, all at once, the main themes of our existence sex, death, power, money, love, hate, disease and panic. No American phenomenon has been so compelling since the Vietnam War.Edmund White
In every power, of which taste is the foundation, excellence is pretty fairly divided between the sexes.Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey, 1818
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.John Barrymore
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, because there is too much fraternizing with the enemy.Henry Kissinge
The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft, we can all declare we are homosexual instead of running off to Canada.Lorne Bloch
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?Bette Midle
When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between the ears.Dr. Ruth Westheime
Continental people have sex - Lives the English have hot - water bottles.George Mikes
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.Woody Allen
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.Jackie Onassis
For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.Gore Vidal
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.Aldous Huxley
My dear boy, no woman is a genius. They are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly. Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons.Anonymous, Letter to the Editor, The Advocate
It is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised above the animal; that is why superiority has been accorded in humanity not to the sex that brings forth but to that which kills.Simone de Beauvoir, The Second Sex (1950)
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.Lord Chesterfield
A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.Elbert Hubbard
Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.Fran Lebowitz
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.George Burns
Marty This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.This Is Spinal Tap
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.Marlene Dietrich
It would be ridiculous to talk of male and female atmospheres, male and female springs or rains, male and female sunshine.... How much more ridiculous is it in relation to mind, to soul, to thought, where there is as undeniably no such thing as sex...Elizabeth Cady Stanton
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.W. Somerset Maugham
