Sex Quotes

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.

Joseph Fische

The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft, we can all declare we are homosexual instead of running off to Canada.

Lorne Bloch

Love is what we call the situation which occurs when two people who are sexually comptatible discover that they can also tolerate one another in various other circumstances.

Marc Maihueird

If male homosexuals are called gay, then female homosexuals should be called ecstatic.

Shelly Roberts

If I ask a woman if she has suffered sexual harassment, could this be considered sexual harassment?

Sally Forth, Jan. 28, 1991

Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.

Jimmy Swaggart