Sex Quotes

Debra messing - honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can...
I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals.
Brigid Brophy
Marilyn monroe - a sex symbol becomes a thing. i hate being a...
Alfred kinsey - the only unnatural sexual act is that which you...
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
Dick Brandon
The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft, we can all declare we are homosexual instead of running off to Canada.
Lorne Bloch
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Jackie Onassis
Love is what we call the situation which occurs when two people who are sexually comptatible discover that they can also tolerate one another in various other circumstances.
Marc Maihueird
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
Marilyn Monroe
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
Karl Kraus
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
Andy Warhol
Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons.
Anonymous, Letter to the Editor, The Advocate
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Richard Feynman
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, because there is too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Henry Kissinge
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabo
Once, power was considered a masculine attribute. In fact, power has no sex.
Katharine Graham
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes".
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
Terry Pratchett, Hogfathe
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
Katharine Hepburn
Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
Fran Lebowitz
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
Bette Midle
It is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised above the animal; that is why superiority has been accorded in humanity not to the sex that brings forth but to that which kills.
Simone de Beauvoir, The Second Sex (1950)
From the age of six, I have known that I was sexy. And let me tell you it has been hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.
Bette Davis
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Woody Allen
It is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised above the animal that is why superiority has been accorded in humanity not to the sex that brings forth but to that which kills.
Simone de Beauvoi
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Aldous Huxley
Marty This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.
This Is Spinal Tap
Ours is a precarious language, as every writer knows, in which the merest shadow line often separates affirmation from negation, sense from nonsense, and one sex from the other.
James Grover Thurbe
In every power, of which taste is the foundation, excellence is pretty fairly divided between the sexes.
Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey, 1818
A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.
Elbert Hubbard
Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
Mark Twain
AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences suicide. Or murder.
Susan Sontag
Ok. Sex is fine. Sex is good. Sex is GREAT Okay, okay, we need men for sex... Do we need so many.
Sybil Adelman
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a person of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment recall.
Oliver Herford
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
Gore Vidal
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Aldous Huxley
What does one want when one is engaged in the sexual act That everything around you give you its utter attention, think only of you, care only for you... every man wants to be a tyrant when he fornicates.
Marquis de Sade
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.
Marlene Dietrich
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
Joseph Fische