Sex Quotes

Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.

Anonymous

My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.

W. Somerset Maugham

It would be ridiculous to talk of male and female atmospheres, male and female springs or rains, male and female sunshine.... How much more ridiculous is it in relation to mind, to soul, to thought, where there is as undeniably no such thing as sex...

Elizabeth Cady Stanton

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.

Fran Lebowitz

For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.

Gore Vidal

There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.

W. Somerset Maugham

Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill - Up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.

Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future

It is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised above the animal; that is why superiority has been accorded in humanity not to the sex that brings forth but to that which kills.

Simone de Beauvoir, The Second Sex (1950)

Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.

Helen Lawrenson

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant.

Henry Mille

Someone asked Sophocles, How do you feel now about sex Are you able to have a woman He replied, Hush man most gladly indeed am I rid off it all, as though I had escaped from a mad and savage master.

Sophocles

I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals.

Brigid Brophy

Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.

Fran Lebowitz

Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course in the menu.

Mary Day Winn

Marty This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.

This Is Spinal Tap

Sex is emotion in motion.

Mae West

It is easier to talk about money - - And much easier to talk about sex - - Than it is to talk about power. People who have it deny it people who want it do not want to appear to hunger for it and people who engage in its machinations do so secretly.

Smiley Blanton

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.

Andy Warhol

Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.

Richard Feynman

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

George Burns

The AIDS epidemic has rolled back a big rotting log and revealed all the squirming life underneath it, since it involves, all at once, the main themes of our existence sex, death, power, money, love, hate, disease and panic. No American phenomenon has been so compelling since the Vietnam War.

Edmund White

Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.

Aldous Huxley

I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.

Katharine Hepburn

Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Woody Allen

Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful.

Margaret Mead

Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.

Woody Allen

Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Michael Sinz

Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons.

Anonymous, Letter to the Editor, The Advocate

The mind is not sex - Typed.

Margaret Mead

Sexual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate but in which they all unite.

Marquis de Sade

I can understand companionship. I can understand bought sex in the afternoon. I cannot understand the love affair.

Gore Vidal

Most men who are not married by the age of thirty - Five are either homosexual or really smart.

Becky Rodenbeck

Continental people have sex - Lives the English have hot - water bottles.

George Mikes

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Woody Allen

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?

Bette Midle

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Woody Allen

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didnt have it and thought of other things if you did.

James Arthur Baldwin