Mark Twain Quotes

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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you the one to slander you, and the other to get the news to you.
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Golf is a good walk, ruined.
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The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right.
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Behold, the fool saith, Put not all thine eggs in the one basket, - - which is but a manner of saying, Scatter your money and your attention, but the wise man saith, Put all your eggs in the one basket and - - watch that basket.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - Not absence of fear.
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Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
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There ought to be a room in every house to swear in.
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A patriot is mocked, scorned and hated; yet when his cause succeeds, all men will join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - - And stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove lid. She will never sit on a hot stove lid again - - And that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.
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When in doubt, tell the truth.
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Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
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Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerve give to wisdom.
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The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
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Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
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Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow - Mindedness.
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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
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I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.
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It could probably be show by facts and figures that there is no distinctively native American criminal class except Congress.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry.
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It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
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Golf is a good walk spoiled.
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I can live two months on a good compliment.
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At the beginning of a great national change, the patriot is a scarce man: scorned, ridiculed and forgotten. When his cause succeeds, however, all men will join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
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Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principle one was that they escaped teething.
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It is easier to stay out than get out.
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Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.
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Never tell the truth to those unworthy of it....
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The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.
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So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either by man or nature, to make India the most extraordinary country that the sun visits on his rounds. Nothing seems to have been forgotten, nothing overlooked.
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